February 2012
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
I want a relationship.
drsuzannemattoxphd:
there’s a procedure to self implode, but too many glitches run throughout the code
Most people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
livelaughloveboard:
AWOLNATION- Sail
And they say that your life’s what you make it, I didn’t ask for my own life, But I’ll take it.
“What is Adelaide?”
– All bands ever. (via shekeepsmacespray)
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
free-from-harshness:
All Apologies - Nirvana
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today i served some guy at work and he actually looked exactly like kurt cobain and i was almost crying and i couldn’t believe it and that was the highlight of my day
regretting all the things you didnt do rather than the things you have done jbfjfjddhbvh
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a idiot
nighttimeskin:
i’m watching you two from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans.
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
wanderlust-me:
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing....
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can’t sleep, i will make stupid pointless text post all night because life sux and you never get what you want and you can wish to be someone else so hard and it doesn’t fucking happen. fuck
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all want is to feel wanted that is all really
So why would I try? When you’re not even remotely, remotely kind?
parents: thats my beautiful daughter
relatives: wow you get prettier every day
friends: you look adorable today
boys: so, hmm.... how did you escape the zoo?
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Da best tym 2 cry iis wen ur cuTiN oNionS coz evry1 fink it jus da onyuns